Making Fun of Me

I love me I truly do I swear which is why I can say these words with no care.
Like how my head shaped funny I mean really funny like special needs funny.
Chocolate covered M&M that didn't turn out right cone head with a milk dud spread funny.
But that's not it nope dont end there most think bald is my style but since 15 I been losing hair.
Cow licks I call em slurping back through time kinda like that knot at the back of my head blowing my mind.
And gotta keep it oiled and greased at least make it smooth cause lotion is my best friend on the move.
Without it my hands and feet be hurting for a scrape and you'd swear I was apart of a tribe of apes.
And to be honest my smile ain't all that perfect they chirping don't let me bite your ass them teeth leave em hurting.
People always ask me how are you or why are single on the scene but I always feel I'm in a relationship with drama and disease free Ms. Vaseline.
Although I try my moves might have the look of a rancher I guess on the floor you can call me a shoulder dancer.
I can't two step but I try to one and a half give some hip action and hump that ass.
Its cool all me and I love it all give me a million no's and I'll never fall.
Its all you see just me living to be which is why I have no problem making fun of me.
BY KOLIN E.